March 26, 2014

Free to be you, free to be me

I had a really groovy idea today. Well, it actually started with a groovy idea I had last night...

(click to inspect the embiggened image)

For those of you who have seen the as-yet-unsold Mona Lisa's Eyes painting I did, you will easily draw parallels between that one and the one I present today.

With Mona's Eyes, I painted using a halftone pattern. In making the piece above, I was attempting to get maximum contrast and minimal detail, while still ending up with a portrait that is largely recognizable. Whether or not I was successful is not easy to decide on my own. I already know who it is. So, while it looks like I nailed it, I can not be to sure. It is the untainted mind that I hope can decipher this largely unimportant riddle. That is where my groovy idea today comes into play.

I hereby offer the above painting as the prize in the first ever Nonphilter contest giveaway. The contest will work very simply: The first Nonphilter reader to correctly name the person whose eyes I have painted above, answering in the comments below, can have this for free. This was painted on a nice little piece of cherry. it measures approximately 6" tall x 21" wide and is 1/4" solid cherry. being that it is a thin piece of solid wood, this is certain to warp if exposed to drastic fluctuations in humidity, so don't hang it in your shower is what I am getting at.

I can not guess for sure how easy this will be for others to solve. I can actually think of someone other than the true subject that this resembles, so who knows what the public sees. Nevertheless, good luck.
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UPDATE:

Congratulations to Nick! he solved the mystery. It was indeed Sir John Lennon. (Was he knighted? I don't know for sure...) Nick has chosen to receive the piece rather than take the all-inclusive trip offered by Nonphilter International, LLC. I think that was a smart decision.
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4 comments:

  1. I did not read all of the rules but I did read the first couple lines. Funny.

    I am going to go with Ella Fitzgerald!

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    1. Survey says!.... *buzzz*
      Oh, I'm sorry, Doug. but a heckuva guess. Your patronage is greatly appreciated. You are welcome to re-submit a guess. My brother, ladies and gentlemen! *applause*

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  2. I didn't read the fine print either but I think I've collected enough box tops to enter. I'm going with John Lennon 100%. I'd also like to guess who it is that you believe this also resembles, perhaps for bonus points? Jerry Garcia.

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    1. We have a winner! After dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of responses, we have an official winner! Nick, you and a guest will be flown to Nonphilter Studios in sunny San Diego, where you will stay at the luxurious Easy 8 Motel in the lavish El Cajon section of San Diego for 7 days, 6 nights.
      OR, we will arrange to get this original work of art into your hands soon. Nonphilter Studios will decide which of these 2 options is to be fulfilled.
      Thanks to all of you who sent your guesses. Better luck next time!
      (I thought Janis Joplin was a contender, btw.)

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